LLBear HAPPY HOLIDADDIES feat. DJ SHANE STIEL & DADDY CLAUS, JOE W.

Dangilo the Uberglitterati's 10 Reasons to come to LLBEAR: HAPPY HOLIDADDIES. 1. DECEMBER 21 is the 3rd Saturday of the MONTH (the Saturday right before Xmas-meaning plenty of strange visiting SD) 2. DJ SHANE STIEL is back to rock out (word on the street says, he’s single- so, possibly with his cock out) 3. You can have a smoke out front, OR enjoy one on the side patio with HOTCIGARMEN.com in SANTA’S SMOKING LOUNGE. (All their fine furniture, outside) 4. DADDIESRULE.com’s JOE W. will be your special DADDY CLAUS. (you have always wanted to sit in his lap and ask for a special package-now’s your chance) 5. The first 75 MEN to sit on DADDY’s LAP will get a CIGAR from HotCigarMen.com (JOE W. will put it in your mouth, finally) 6. Daddy’s Elves are muscley, meat-nugget, fireplugs. (cause Daddy Claus needs a place to rest his drink; and they come with “shelves”) 7. Door Terrorist, JOHNNY-GIRL’s “nicer” during the holidays (or any day you actually TIP-a-bitch). 8. CUB CLUB SD’s SHOT OTTERS in the front bar. (bet, you didn’t see that one coming) 9. My GOGO-BEARS this month are SKIP O’BRIEN, GOGO BFF, JEREMY STEVENS, and GOGO MAX. (a dollar makes ‘em holler….or bend over…or flex…or wiggle…or….) 10. CUBCLUB will host the front bar with NAUGHTY SANTA NED and Mrs. CLAWS; CELESTE K. STARR. (yep, our big black Santa has a big blonde HO, HO, HOE.) ************************************************* early arrival strongly recommended. Uberglitterati Clubbing Tip: Speed up entry by having your ID out before security asks. visit: www.hotcigarmen.com www.daddiesrule.com